Why Marco Polo is the original Prophet...
I don't know if I have any frequent readers, but if there are any I am sure you would like to know about my religious affiliations. Even if you don't - I must tell you anyway that I have converted and Atkins be damned...
In a very heartfelt way, I truly believe now that this earth and the universe was created by a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, henceforth GFSM, SBUH ["Sauce be upon Him" duh]. You may also call me a Pastafarian.
I have been so moved by an eloquent expression of the new and only true religion's aims and objectives here that I quote,
In a very heartfelt way, I truly believe now that this earth and the universe was created by a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, henceforth GFSM, SBUH ["Sauce be upon Him" duh]. You may also call me a Pastafarian.
I have been so moved by an eloquent expression of the new and only true religion's aims and objectives here that I quote,
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISMMay the Pho be with all of you, Ramen!
* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
6 Comments:
Ainh?
A faith of long thin principles and indeterminate glutinous trappings?
So read us your Gospel ...
J.A.P.
Well the best known one is of course the gospel of Mac and Cheese, most famously expounded in the blue box version :)
Pastafarian? And I thought you were a life-long devotee of the Church of Dim-Sum-ology, keeping all those Hollywood luminaries company. Mamma mia!
Well that is a related church, we both believe in carbs unlike the new upstart Atkins-SouthBeach-ism which has broken pretty decidedly with the hallowed traditions...
how do I convert to a Pastafarian?
gautam
Well first thing is to be in a noodly state of mind...
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